Hi! Did somebody just put an iron bar in my pants or am I extremely please to see you?

Well about me, I'm interested in late 20th century pottery and I'm looking for a good set of jugs. If you have a pair that you want to show and have valued please e-mail me.

I am very partial to having a hot curry before bedtime that makes me pass wind quite a lot but don't worry it's usually quiet and the smell only lingers for a few minutes.

I do animal impressions, here a sample (a monkey playing with his nuts!) 

"WHUH! WHUH! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! WAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHUH! WHUH!"

Here's another (an insane cow with mad cow disease!)

"MMMMOOOOOOOOOBAAAAAAAAAH!"

I'm looking for a lady for friendship, romance and possibly a long term relationship, looks not important as long she not ugly with a big hairy C...............COUGH! Sorry! something went down the wrong way! Where was I? Ah yes with a big hairy wart on her nose.

Well that's about it but if you want to know more about me (GalacticWarrior) and would love a ride on my rocket please e-mail me, thanks!

 Oh my! This site is full of 419 scammers!

The scammers' e-mails that are sent to me from here are so transparent and it's hard to imagine that people actually fall for them!

Don't be fooled when they start asking money from you!